"One should doubtless keep an open mind...though open at both ends, like the food pipe, and have a capacity for excretion as well as intake." -- Northrop Frye, 'The Great Code'
Saturday, January 31, 2009
Barack (Bleep) Obama
Apparently it's politically incorrect (if not illegal) for anyone but devoted followers to refer to Obama by his middle name.
You have violated Article 2 of the Blogging Tories' latest fax. Therein, it is explicitly stated that when referring to Obama, not only must you use his middle name, even if the discussion does not include the middle names of others, you must put it in all capitals. For example, if discussing Obama and McCain, you are not required to refer to John Sydney McCain, however, you are required to refer to Barack HUSSEIN Obama.
To ensure you do not deviate from the BT terms of service, please report to CPC HQ at your earliest convenience for your remedial waterboarding session.
I wonder what Pierre (Bleep) Trudeau would have thought of this whole situation.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what Martin King would have thought.
How about Charles Clark? (One of Canada's former prime ministers)
I forgot to add Martin Mulroney and Joseph Chrétien.
ReplyDeleteGullible much? Geez. Buy a clue.
ReplyDeleteNOTICE:
ReplyDeleteYou have violated Article 2 of the Blogging Tories' latest fax. Therein, it is explicitly stated that when referring to Obama, not only must you use his middle name, even if the discussion does not include the middle names of others, you must put it in all capitals. For example, if discussing Obama and McCain, you are not required to refer to John Sydney McCain, however, you are required to refer to Barack HUSSEIN Obama.
To ensure you do not deviate from the BT terms of service, please report to CPC HQ at your earliest convenience for your remedial waterboarding session.
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