My wife's secret to a long, happy marriage

A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband,
and she says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you"
... Her husband asks, "Is that you, or the wine talking?"
... She replies, "It's me... talking to the wine."

[h/t Vinney]

And from Hunter, a real load of Friday laffs.