Wine wisdom

Ripped from hunter:

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always seen
with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklinsaid:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled
trials, Scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have
absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of
poop..

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &
beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore,
it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink
water and be full of shit.