[h/t Vinney]The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.
The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
The economy is so bad ...
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:P
Not bad...
How about the economy is so bad, the ATM ate my bank card, but then immediately spit it right back at me. And I'm pretty sure I heard it laughing...
Good stuff, JR. Thanks for the laughs.
....took his stockbroker hunting!
LOL!
Funny - or, it would be, if it weren't true: My dog got approved for a credit card, but my teenage son got denied!
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