Sunday, August 11, 2013

It's for the Pope's children

Pope Declares That Geocentricism Is A Security Issue

Pope Hussein I

Ninety-seven percent of experts believe that the sun and stars revolve around the Earth. It is basic physics ...

... Vatican security has determined that people who question this are a global security threat, because if the Earth started rotating, great floods would occur and our seaports would drown.

I take this issue personally, because my children’s future depends on having everyone thinking the same way that I do.

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