Saturday, February 23, 2008

Taliban Top Ten

You Might Be Taliban if.....

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You've felt the "urge" after seeing a woman's exposed ankle.
9. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
10. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."

[h/t: Vinney Di]


hunter said...

Good one, but why stop at the top ten, bet there are hundreds of examples out there.

You might be Taliban if

...your sword is sharper than your brain. are dying to meet 72 virgins, but no-one told you it was actually A 72 year old virgin.

Halfwise said...

Now THAT's funny. And sad.

Jafo said...

Those are good. To expand a little on Hunters..

You might be Taliban if you are dying to meet 72 virgins, but no-one told you that the 72 virgins were nuns.

Jesus said...

You'd really laugh if you ever been there at the next one.

You might be taliban if you are a loyal participant of the "Thursday" activities but think that homosexuality is despicable.