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Showing posts with label Vinney. Show all posts
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
Wednesday, October 2, 2013
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
Obama's Syrian Ops Badge
From an American friend:
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"Syrian Operations Badge - Just awarded to Oboy and his administration"
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Friday, March 16, 2012
Vacation in Key West
Snowbirds planning a vacation in Florida should check out my friend Vinney's lovely house for rent in sunny Key West.
3Bedrooms, 2 Full Baths, Sleeps 6-8Sunday, March 4, 2012
Being A Liberal Stooge & Useful Idiot: PRICELESS!
"[She] is also the past president of Law Students for Reproductive Justice."
Rush Limbaugh joked that she's "a slut" and "a prostitute" and then apologized.
Update: Rush clarifies why he apologized.
[h/t Vinney]
Friday, July 15, 2011
My wife's secret to a long, happy marriage
A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband,
and she says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you"
... Her husband asks, "Is that you, or the wine talking?"
... She replies, "It's me... talking to the wine."
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And from Hunter, a real load of Friday laffs.
and she says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you"
... Her husband asks, "Is that you, or the wine talking?"
... She replies, "It's me... talking to the wine."
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And from Hunter, a real load of Friday laffs.
Monday, June 27, 2011
R.I.P. Peter Falk
Peter Falk's Columbo at Dean Martin's Roast of Frank Sinatra:
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And here's Mark Steyn's tribute to Falk.
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And here's Mark Steyn's tribute to Falk.
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Friday, January 7, 2011
Monday, November 22, 2010
Thursday, October 14, 2010
How to save the airlines
A modest proposal:
Dump the male flight attendants.
No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
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What the hell!! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
Friday, October 8, 2010
The perfect man
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.”
Passenger: “Who?”
Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.”
Passenger: “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”
Cabbie: “Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.”
Passenger: “Sounds like he was something really special.”
Cabbie: “There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right.”
Passenger: “Wow, some guy then.”
Cabbie: “He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.”
Passenger: “An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?”
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his fuckin' wife.”
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Passenger: “Who?”
Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.”
Passenger: “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”
Cabbie: “Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.”
Passenger: “Sounds like he was something really special.”
Cabbie: “There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right.”
Passenger: “Wow, some guy then.”
Cabbie: “He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.”
Passenger: “An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?”
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his fuckin' wife.”
[H/t: Vinney]
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
The economy is so bad ...
[h/t Vinney]The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.
The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Friday, October 2, 2009
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
That airplane crash in Montana?
From this report:
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Creepy? I’m betting there are many who think it’s more than just a coincidence.... Some of you may have seen the major news story of the private plane that crashed into a Montana cemetery, killing 7 children and 7 adults.
... what the news sources fail to mention ...
... the Catholic Holy Cross Cemetery owned by Resurrection Cemetery Association in Butte - contains a memorial ... erected as a dedication to all babies who have died because of abortion.... The family who died in the crash near the location of the abortion victim's memorial, is the family of Irving 'Bud' Feldkamp, owner of the largest for-profit abortion chain in the nation.
The plane went down on Sunday, killing two of Feldkamp's daughters, two sons-in-law and five grandchildren along with the pilot and four family friends.
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Wednesday, March 18, 2009
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